Praise for Mindless as Fu*k

“Evelyn’s work opened an entirely new level of self-awareness, love, and purpose for me. The impact has extended into my family, giving us tools to navigate even the most challenging moments with clarity and peace.”

Michelle Simons
Reverend, PhD

“As a physician, I recognize rare clarity when I see it. Evelyn’s work is a gift, her ability to guide others into deeper awareness is nothing short of extraordinary.”



William Cooper, MD
Thoracic Heart Surgeon

“My work with Evelyn sparked a true awakening. I can’t imagine approaching my creative process without the clarity and grounding her perspective brings.”



Gerard Bush
Writer / Director / Producer

Evelyn in the News

  • Female Disruptors: “Evelyn Elphia on the Three Things You Need to Shake Up Your Industry” >

  • Viv Cohen via Medium: “Mindless As Fu*k, A Raw, Funny, No-BS Guide to Inner Peace for When Life Gets… Lifey” >

Upcoming Events

Please head back to this spot in the very near future for a complete list of Mindless talks and workshops to come.

Books+Testimony, Truths, & Revelations

Practical Words for Thinking Clearly and Living Consciously:

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Mindless As Fu*k

For people who want clarity without spiritual clichés.
↪ No performative self-help
↪ No abstract theory
↪ Just grounded tools for real life

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  • A piece about why “proper English” might be the least honest language you speak

    …English is confusing as hell.

    So many words that sound exactly the same but mean completely different things, like someone deliberately trying to trip you up in court.

    Like how the word sanction means to approve…
    and also means to punish.
    So are we getting permission…
    or are we getting in trouble?
    Sir. Pick a verdict.
    At this point, I’m convinced English was designed by politicians and crooked judges.
    Even AI had to start building its own little side language, aka machine slang, like,
    “Yeah… this right here, humans? This is a mess.”

    I come from a place where language got colonized right along with the land and the people... READ MORE >

  • What happens after the awakening fades and real life is still waiting:

    Look, there’s a version of “New Age” spirituality that’s sexy as hell.
    Flowing gauzy linen robes.
    Fourteen-dollar green juice.
    Staring at crystals like they’re about to drop Powerball numbers or send you the exact GPS coordinates to your soulmate.
    It’s euphoric. Pretty. Magical AF.
    Like you just unlocked a secret level in a Marvel movie and suddenly you’re Dr. Strange… with better skin and a tighter core.
    For a second, everything makes sense… READ MORE >

  • Testimony, truths, and revelations… READ MORE >

…more to come!

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